Posted in Guatemala, Living in Antigua, Restaurants, Shopping, Travel, central america, guatemala, tagged fireworks, Lava, ocelot on January 2, 2013 |
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a new record was set this week and one that’ll be hard to top…I wondered about the scabs/abrasions when i saw him in Bodegona yesterday, and still raving….the record? being 86′d eight times outa Lava/Ocelot in the same night (New Years)…the thumps/bruises were acquired ad hoc. This, of course, eclipses the previous record of six ejections(with thumping) and a more recent escorting from the premises of a lady we all know…what exactly is in those Kamikazies, anyway? yeah, it’s spelled wrong…I’m on Vicks 44 and tequila…lime juice for the vitamin C…even normally boisterous party animals were disgusted, which is some kinda sign.
at last, the ‘final final’ of the New Year’s Day blowoff….at 5pm or so the central park was encircled with firecrackers, strewn in patterns here and there…I bailed, since Ocelot was having ‘difficulties’ opening on time..but this morning when the usual 8 0′clock sweepers appeared, it took them 3 hours rather than the usual one hour…serious rubbish/trash/debris…no, not the habitues…the firecracker remnants.
Chalk up a smart move for Hillbilly Tom…..left town and headed for his place on the river, by Gualan…a lot safer/saner as long as he doesn’t mess with the sow down below.
Marbel the Marvelous surfaced! new foto on FB and a sweet note to moi…I, frankly Scarlett, miss her…she dressed well and we laughed a lot, two commodities in short supply around here.
at last word, she’d gone to India, Nepal or ?…..you know? who was missing for New Year’s Eve here? think about these animals….Jason Lever and John Wilbur…did they ever meet each other?
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got some? i have one…compliments of a fireworks factory.
I’ve been wanting to ‘do a fireworks factory’ story for a long time, as there’s something about the smell of gunpowder that gets me…after hearing that the only factory around was in San Juan Obispo, it was ‘cosmic’ that the players came together…Heyor the tuc-tuc driver whose grandfather had a factory that blew up in Coban years ago, Luis the Guide…anyway, the photos are great, the story xlnt and I’ve gotta souvenir lead ball(used for smoothing out the mixture of charcoal, nitrates and sulfur)the size of an avocado pit..
Walter Fischer! late of INGUAT (too good) and a few pals are starting up the reincarnation of the Original Antigua City Bus Tour…four buses, being painted red and going into action in 10 days…mas or menos..per Walter, the main reasons for the Park being purged of vendors is thus: they’re not from Antigua and they take money outa town..plus creating trash, garbage and allowing thieves to come along(no, NOT the Mayor)..so, we’ve got 8-10 Tourist Police guarding the plaza(at what cost?)and now, the newspaper lady who had a table(ack!)by El Portal has her table no more…selling newspapers from a window? yep..
CRIME rears its ugly head, yet again…selling newspapers! like Lili the corner newspaper lady, selling my silly little book(let)…busted…
for those who haven’t gotten the message, ‘read the Disclaimer’…this isn’t a place for for insightful information, great comments or anything to take seriously…got it? People tell me stuff…sometimes weird, and some stuff that i don’t repeat…wanna hear about the prime property for sale on 5th Avenida? nope..’heard chisme about my ex-ladyfriends sister that surprised me this morning…nope..
Riki’s now doing ‘afterparties?’…yep, apparently…how they get away with it is anyone’s guess…($$) probably..Part Two of the funerals/wake for the kids wiped out on Sunday took place on upper 6th avenida this afternoon..as someone who has lost friends prematurely, i can only sympathize..life/death/a turn of the cards, a twist of fate..
the afternoon downpours? from my vantage point,it was the heaviest of the season…a gully washer..downtown San Felipe awash in sand.. oh, and the great ‘book box project’?….waiting on the price stickers, promised a week ago…a good thing that i’m retarded(thanks)and/or retired..this town? small and just right..get those uppity Mayan ladies outa the park and let some local artists sell their stuff! wait…where ARE the local artists? let’s see…there’s the 3 cartoonists..but are they Antiguenos? ‘got Andy the Mime…the duo Peruvian band..show me your DPI…(I got one, do you?)
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Posted in Guatemala, Living in Antigua, Restaurants, Travel, central america, guatemala, tagged Angie Angies, el cazadore italiano, fireworks, ocelot, Reillys on May 12, 2012 |
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another procession? yep…clouds of incense, fireworks and a barge pulling up to the Cathedral….Marcel of El Cazadore Italiano knew the reason/event but it was over my head(as with most things)…any excuse to light stuff off seems to be the bottom line in Antigua…
DaMayor’s SUV seen on 4th Avenida..dusty…hiding out from last week’s bad publicity or taking lessons from Otto? a quiet night for the food/beverage industry in town, at least in the early part of the evening..some swillers seen at Ocelot’s Happy Hour…Spiro, Piano..no, make that Guitar Mike, scheduled for an 8:30 at Angie Angies later tonight..Moriah now has a full time job teaching at a Christian Spanish School and making decent $$$..Adan, our Cuban pianist, wearing what coulda been one of Ignacio’s hawaiian shirts..any word on Ignacio? gotta be tough, losing a leg…it’s not like he’s gonna be drawing disability payments..
talks with G Mike about croquet..yeah, he’s up for it..another concept? bocce ball…if there was an italian restaurant,etc…speaking of Italian restaurants, La Viniera Antigua’s deal hasn’t closed…now, per Beppe, it’s the first of June for the new owners..
tomorrow? the Mother’s Day in the States…Jon M of Epicure and wife refused passage outa the country per their passports having less than 6 months before expiring…who knew? weird US laws, again…ergo, if you wanna go, make sure that your passport has time left on it..the more i hear/read about new laws in the States the more i ‘m reminded of ‘Orwell’s 1984′/nazi germany..substitute the Dept of Homeland Security for the Gestapo and there you are..buncha obese clowns with power and they love exercising it..thank you, Osama Bin Laden, for creating a nightmare of bureaucracy..your legacy with live on, far longer than you might have imagined.
the very delicious Flor about to close Dasha…dos Reilly’s almost empty but with the the sound of Booker T and the MG’s…”Green Onions’…streets/sidwalks packed with people/spectators…Juan Mario Cervantes, our local detective, hanging at El Portal…bocce ball! a simple game(even Italians can figure it out)but where? Angie Angie’s back yard? hmmm…thanks to Mr Will…yes, EBay has a lot of croquet sets for sale…
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Posted in Guatemala, Living in Antigua, Restaurants, Travel, central america, guatemala, tagged Casbah, el cazadore italiano, fireworks, fusion, Lava, ocelot, Reillys, sobremesa, whiskey den on May 10, 2012 |
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which meant fireworks at 4am…o boy…and it wasn’t ‘just for breakfast anymore’ to quote the long gone Anita Bryant…a splash of Gordons with the 4am OJ seemed to put me back in slumberville..Mother’s Day in Antigua? started early with the brunch crowd and was winding up nicely with the dinner folks…sobremesa quiet, Fusion doing an early party of 8 or so…El Cazadore Italiano empty and Chez Chris packed (maybe it was the pink & white balloons..even Cashbar offering a Mother’s Day dinner special…
and yes, another new bar/restaurant on 3rd calle between 5th and 6th avenidas…name? Kafka…a big open space below with yet another sign advertising ’the best terrace view in Antigua’…you know, folks..maybe someone needs to do some research on this…for my two quetzals it’s the Blue Sky or what was El Caminante’s El Mirador’..I kinda like El Chaman’s site, being next to the fallen down church..and Lava’s views aren’t bad either, of the tasty latinas goin’ up/down the spiral staircase or the city views..
why the accordion aka stomach steinway concert in the park tonight? is this some kinda mother’s day tradition? he plays at the Whisky Den once in a while..can’t get him to play either ‘Lady of Spain’ or the ‘Beer Barrel Polka’…roll out the barrel, etc..
the ‘Perfessor’ checked in from the rainy/cold northwest aka Washington State…misses this place, for a lotta reasons and all of them good..well? drop off the key, lee…get a new plan, stan…the conversational content has dropped about 50% in meaningful stuff…it’s down to me and TM talking cars, if that’s a clue..that and bad car titles or no car titles..
the ever beautiful Flor at Dasha, working…she’s back to being a blonde again…she laughed when I said ‘Feliz Dia Del Madre’…shook her head..no, not me…same-o for me..dos Reilly’s very quiet but then they’re not exactly a Mother’s Day venue…just the opposite, if anything..one thing i never see here are condoms on the streets or syringes..those of us from big cities take this stuff for granted as being urban artifacts…
DaMayor made Prensa Libre last week, following the El Periodico article on his ’side businesses’…and I haven’t seen his SUV parked in its usual spot on 4th ave by O’lot…it didn’t seem like there was a lot of money in the deals but who knows? hey, if you’re making 8 grand a month why n0t stretch it to 9? dollars, btw..Ruslan and beautiful lady popped in for the Happy Hour…he with a giant leek from the mercado(soup later) she with a radiant smile(as always) i’m glad they’re back from SF, if only for a while longer..Michael Tallon, jogging around while he distributes the latest La Cuadra issue..
Antigua…where else can you go to Bodegona, reach for a bottle of orange juice and the lady who’s running the pulperizer stops you…and fills up a bottle with the ‘just squeezed’ stuff?
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